Vladimir

'"Yo yo fresh dudes, what's the shakery in the bakery, homeskillets? What's poppin'?" -Kozy'

Lore
Vladimir 'Kozy' is the first Goblin and one of the Three Fathers and Head Priests of the Cult of Crab Jak Joe, according to the Holy Book. It is cited that he was created as an embodiment of sin and arrogance.

In the First Age, he ruled peacefully in Nam, but when Crab Jak Joe went silent after the Second Battle for the Pond, he found himself recluse in darkness. He was killed by Nachonius.

During the Old War, when Alexander Cobbletom brought Nachonius's havoc to Ufberkria and to the Pupafrians, he slept in the North in Amel'Hia, but was awoken when Gram the Sweet Prince, Second Son of Pupaf, burnt the many cities of the frozen land. Alexander Cobbletom's corpse was used to revive him, though now, he was thoroughly corrupted by the hidden arrogance that laid beneath.

After the Old War, he befriended the many goblins of the snowy forests of Amel'Hia, and rose to power as their Prince. With a ruling fist, he established a communist state where oxygen was taxed.

He renamed the land of Amel'Hia to Honkolia, and doused it with pink propaganda. He was named 'Quack E' and met a lone squire by the name of Oreboy, who became his right hand man in ruiling the frozen kingdom.

The two of them turned cities into ashes for fun and picked flowers when they were bored, only to stomp on them and say slurs. They became fast friends, even though they were quite dicks to one another. Though, Nachonius attacked and destroyed Honkolia in one foul attack, and him and Oreboy were sent on the run.

In the town of Salt Dick, they met a man named Sammy, and also met a man named Washroom 45 in the woods.

The two of them became fast friends and enrolled in the Mudraker-Goblin army of the ruins of Honkolia in an attempt to stop Nachonius's sudden crusade across the universes.

This is The War.

Quack E and Oreboy went through tremendous change through The War. Quack E was renamed to Kozy, and swore to redeem himself for his arrogance and cruelness, though still keeping close his overbearing mischievousness. Oreboy swore to take up a path of honor and to respect the Way of Vibe Kings. He named himself Dragon Fruit. The two, with Sammy and Washroom 45, fought many battles and spent many nights in the bunkers. Kozy met a girl named Honoka in the snowy forests of Honkolia, and married her on Christmas night, accompanied by his war friends. Despite the dark, snowy, wartorn land he had found himself in, he was happy with them. "Eat the pig!" Washroom 45 would tell him. "Eat the Pig and it'll allll be over!" Kozy agreed. "Yo duuude if I see a pig I'll snatch it up and eat it haha yoooo."

However, when Washroom 45 killed Sammy, all hell broke loose.

Nachonius destroyed Honkolia.. Again, and Kozy traversed the multiverse to bait Nachonius into chasing him. It worked, and by going through a portal that Washroom 45 left behind before his betrayal, he found himself at the Black Beaches of Night. Kozy disguised himself as Honoka to spite Nachonius and tore him from his throne. In one foul swoop, Nachonius was defeated, and a pig laid at his feet.

He consumed it, and the universes began to crack and disappear. Washroom 45 showed himself, teary eyed and holding back many emotions, his voice shivering with sadness, to tell Kozy that he had been tricked. Washroom 45, too, disappeared.

And then he returned to Dragon Fruit in the ruin of Honkolia, to vibe and smoke spirit weed in the ashes of what once was.

He took his throne back as the Goblin Prince, and sits as the goblins and remaining mudrakers rebuild the Kingdom of Honkolia. Dragon Fruit is the faithful Knight of the Prince, and Honoka is the Queen of Honkolia.

There is peace in the lands, but little peace in the hearts of those stirred by The War. Though, in time, it, too, shall disperse.

After the War, one of the many Washrooms designed to hunt and kill the Sammys now seeks to kill him and Reede. His name is Yung Moth.

They are on the run from Yung Moth across the multiverse, using Chipper's shop as a resting spot when need be.

Personality
Vladimir is very loud and over the top. Not only is he mischievous and cocky, but he is rampantly gay and only wears female clothing. A feminine goblin boy who fishes in video games and edits videos about MMOs. He has a hand full of wacky ass disorders and is on a w-w-wacky hand full of medications for it, as well, and poppin pills like candy seems to be a very common theme for this lad which is c-c-c-crazy crazy! He is a femboy as of the Yung Moth Saga.

Vladimir is meticulous when it comes to his consumption of pure indicas, as well. A master joint roller and bubbler legend, yo. That's right, I just called myself a bubbler legend. Hahaha.

His lingo consists of words and phrases from the early 2000s as well as Twitch memes, and occasionally a phrase or two from Dragon Fruit's language King Speak.

His channel on YouTube, Kozy, has amassed 1,100 subscribers and it consists of video game funny moments, video essays, Kozyverse lore, shitposts, and a series known as The Enigmatic Adventure of Flowerstain. All of which can only be enjoyed if one is exceptionally intoxicated from THC.

He also has a channel on twitch called Kozystream.

Relationships
Reede

Reede and Vladimir, throughout the war, were side by side. Best of friends. Even before The War, they were lads. Picking daises in the village and working late at the workshops.

Currently, he is the Dragon Knight at his side, and protects the Goblin Prince.

Honoka

Honoka Kousaka and Vladimir were married on Christmas day during The War. They are happily married. Vladimir treats Honoka like a goddess and knows everything about her, from her bra size down to her least favorite foods. They are deep in love and it shows. She shows care and comforts Vladimir when he needs it, which is quite often. PepeHands.

Tony

These are some nice seats. He had gum, but not gum for Vladimir.

Sammy

We're not allowed to know much, but Sammy and him were good friends throughout the war.

Washroom 45

Vladimir was deeply affected by Washroom 45's betrayal, for they were exceptionally close as well. Not as close as Sammy and him, but close enough.