Reede

"Good Man. King! King men! Men men of the man king!" - Reede "Dragon_Fru1t" during the

Personality
Reede is the Dragon Knight of Olde, a sworn Hand of the Prince of Honkolia, and Defender of the Realm of Derg in the Lore. In a more real sense, he is much the same.

Whimsical and ornate, a peculiar oddball of king. Obliged to dragon king and lover of the scale. A laugh that surely kills children, and an impressive capability of smoking much in little time.

A stoner king of dragon kings!

He collects dragon dildos, and has amassed an impressive array of phallic sculptures of vibe. He has taken a grand liking to dragons as well as scaled beasts, both intimately and educationally. He is a scholar of them, as well, as seen by his book man book in the image.

Reede is the Fin of the King and Architect of the self-contained Fish Kingdom of New Hrrrm. A land of colorful cultures and explosive festivals, such as the Foggy Fish Festival.

It is here that the language King Speak was formed.



Lore
In The War Reede had the name Oreboy. He was a spiteful creature much like his comrade Quack E. They ruled over the harsh goblin land of Honkolia with a ruling fist and taxed oxygen. However, in time, when Nachonius attacked, a metamorphosis began brewing.

Quack E lead to Kozy, a tale we all know of Vladimir, bla bla bla, but this tale is more interesting. The tale of how Oreboy turned to Dragon Fruit. A man of otherworldly power.

At Saltdick, the nights of the first attack by Nachonius's pigmen legion, when they met Sammy, he didn't get any of Sammy's jokes, and hated Sammy. "Argh! Stop being fun! I want to play DS!" He yelled. "MMmmmM!" But Sammy snapped his fingers and Reede burst into laughter. "Ah! That was.... Pretty good...." Reede groaned.

Washroom 45 and him went fishing and Washroom 45 said to him; "I would say Eat the Pig, but you have to first Eat the DS. Only then will you be able to love your friends!" Reede did not understand. "I lost my friends before I could be kindly to them.. You do not have to face the same fate." And Reede violently ate his DS, deep in the snowy woods of night, with a pickle martini to guzzle it down.

In the following weeks, he saw the dragons of the night, distant as stars, as they fought against Nachonius's.... Stuff. Nachonius was killing them, a fate that Reede did not like to see! For he liked dragons. He liked dragons a lot but never knew.

As the DS digested in him, it churned not only his stomach, but his ambition.

Washroom 45 told him of the great battles of long before, and told him that the dergs wouldn't survive a second age of genocide from Nachonius. And with that he was off! He forged armor of the scales and bones of the fallen dergs and swore his dragon vibe blade to the dragons. Vladimir was the Goblin Prince Kozy now, and he knighted him as a knight of Honkolia.

Washroom 45 told Reede that he was the 45th clone of his brother, Washroom, and that he may have to go soon.

Reede thanked him.

Reede and Vladimir together constructed 'The Jokah Baby! 'for Sammy during the age of War, and as payment, Sammy told him where he could find a grand blue dragon king with many dragon fruits. They were short on food and needed them! Reede ventured forth and struck a deal with the blue dragon. The derg will feed the Honkolians, if in return, Reede swears himself to the dergs of night and protects them from Nachonius.

He agreed.

Oreboy was dead, and the Dragon Knight named for the peculiar fruit Dragon Fruit was born. A sworn knight of Honkolia and protector of the realm of dergs. He slayed many pigmen in defending them, and is praised by the dragons as a king! He attended Kozy's wedding and was one of his three best men, along side Sammy and Washroom 45.

During the Final Battle, he killed 982,643.2 Pigmen in the snow and rode atop the blue dragon, slaying the dark incantations of Nachonius's realm bleeding into Honkolia.

After the War
After the war, he helped rebuild Honkolia, and later went off to a secluded mountain land in the South West. The Goblin Prince sold him the lands, and in it, Reede the Dragon Knight of Olde constructed New Hrrrm, a vast city of interworking politics and fish kings. It involves large marijuana fields, as well. Duh. He formed the language King Speak and it's words are spoken throughout the towns of New Hrrrm.

Relationships
Vladimir

Best of friends, even in time of war. Their metamorphosis is second to none. A perfect dichotomy of the two types of gay.

Washroom 45 

The two were close, and Reede was depressed to hear the news of his treachory. His brotherly clone could only get so close, however, for he had other intentions.

Sammy

They were close and told many joke joke. Reede even helped construct Sammy's Comedy Club, 'The Jokah Baby! 'during the war.